Concerned about 12/21/12?


I have been concerned about December 21, 2012 for a few months. I have gone through many of the “what ifs”. I was worried that the electricity would go completely off forever and all my cyberspace would be gone. This is especially heinous considering that I have a 60,000 word memoir on my computer. I’ve been printing it out slowly but surely over the past few weeks. Then at least I’ll have a hard copy of it.

I stocked up enough food to last a few weeks, but I have no idea what I’d do after that. There may be earthquakes, tornadoes, volcanoes, tidal waves, hurricanes, and famines, etc. Then nobody will really care about my book.

So here is my answer:

I WISH ALL OF YOU A HAPPY DECEMBER 22nd!

If we are all around to see Saturday December 22, 2012, we will have a great deal to celebrate. We will have outlasted:

  1. The Mayan Calendar
  2. The return of the Mayan underworld god Bolon Yokte Ku
  3. The Aztec Calendar
  4. The return of the Aztec’s dragon god Quetazlcoatl
  5. The Cherokee Indian Calendar
  6. The return of the Cherokee’s flying rattlesnake god
  7. The appearance of the anti-Christ, according to the Cumaean Sibyl on the Great Seal of the United States.
  8. The great global devastation predicted by the Web Bot.
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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Greta
    Dec 20, 2012 @ 00:25:46

    Well, it 12/21 and all is well. The one and only God of the Universe is unaffected by idols or false gods of any kind. We need not be affected by them either. So pray much and hold onto His unchanging hand.

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